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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsUpdating tags is not a career, it is a keyboard shortcut.
Still fighting with CSS box models in 2024.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pixel structures without the human error.
no no noyou▸ MARKUPGEN V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclosest every unclosed div tag
You write static markup and struggle with centering elements. The browser renders it, but the machine writes it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange ability to read legacy tag soup without crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI models start predicting entire blocks of boilerplate markup.
Week 9
Visual designs convert directly to clean code without you.
Month 4
Robotic browsers test responsive behavior instantly across all platforms.
Month 6
Agents rewrite your messy tags into perfect accessible standards.
Month 8 · D-Day
The repository merges automatically and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
40 percent
Time spent centering div
too deep
Average nesting depth
3 per hour
Human typo frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Lorem Ipsum Generator.
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