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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour clipboard is just a fancy paperweight for the incoming swarm.
Professional cat-herder of dock workers and late trucks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human shouting.
stretchy.youAI▸ FLOWMASTER NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts conveyor speeds to match predicted volume
You manage intake flows, fix bottleneck pile-ups, and bark orders at harried floor staff until the trucks depart.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to quit just by the room's tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras begin tracking every movement on the floor without you knowing.
Month 10
The software starts telling your team exactly where to move boxes.
Year 1.9
Algorithm calculates breaks better than your dusty whiteboard ever could.
Year 3
Sensor-triggered maintenance bots fix the belts before you even see them.
Year 4 · D-Day
The hub runs itself; you are invited to leave via the exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
12
Average shift shouting matches
180 min
Time spent finding missing manifests
94%
Percentage of day spent stressed
Your severance
A high-vis vest and a heartfelt, automated LinkedIn recommendation.
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