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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou turn spreadsheets into tragedy for everyone else in the building.
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You scrape payroll data to explain why nobody is getting a raise this quarter. You love building pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human about why the data says they are redundant.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Python scrapers start pulling your source data faster than you type.
Month 4
Dashboards update themselves without you needing to explain the colors.
Month 8
The AI learns to write your SQL queries better than you.
Month 13
The system suggests firing people based on metrics you barely understood.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server runs your job forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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