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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell vague advice that a spreadsheet generates for free.
Professional architect of corporate PowerPoint slide decks.
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Real structural logic, minus the human ego.
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reorganizes entire departments with one click
You draft slide decks on team structure and coach managers using proprietary frameworks. Your value is purely performative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye while lying to them.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI starts auto-populating your slide decks with industry-standard jargon.
Month 5
Vision models read sticky notes and digitize workshop outputs instantly.
Month 9
Decision engines replace your maturity models with real-time performance data.
Month 14
Interactive bots handle all routine management development sessions.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system designs its own structure and fires the consultants.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Buzzwords per slide
Indefinite
Coffee-break duration
Near zero
Meaningful impact
Your severance
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