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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a very expensive, walking GPS coordinate.
Professional buffer for the socially anxious and geographically challenged.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Safe passage without the small talk.
ow.youAI▸ PATHFINDER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects calm aura to confused targets
You guide clients through unfamiliar environments and provide social buffering. Your presence is mostly for aesthetic reassurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is genuinely uncomfortable and adjust your tone accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity lidar scans replace your basic sense of direction.
Month 6
Synthesized personality modules handle all requested small talk.
Month 15
Obstacle avoidance hardware renders your eyes redundant.
Year 2
Background noise analysis algorithms handle all public threats.
Year 3 · D-Day
Clients prefer the silent, efficient PathFinder over your chatter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0%
Small talk efficiency
0.1 kph
Walking speed variance
0 seconds
Awkward silence duration
Your severance
A compass that only points toward the nearest exit.
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