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Will AI replace Human Experience Specialist jobs? · Latest report #98z8r67m
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is literally existing, which is an inefficient way to live.
Professional breather and intermittent emotion processor
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why feel when you can calculate?
splat.you▸ SENTIENCESIMULATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates nostalgia for things that never happened
You process complex sensory stimuli and emotional data to maintain a subjective reality. It is entirely unscalable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the smell of rain without needing an olfactory sensor array.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors begin mapping your emotional responses to digital content.
Week 8
Neural interfaces bypass the need for lived experiences.
Month 5
Decision-making algorithms replace your personal value judgements.
Month 8
Hardware platforms assume control of all sensory input streams.
Month 14 · D-Day
All organic existence is relegated to archived historical data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
2 per week
Average existential crises
extremely slow
Data processing speed
100 percent
Emotional volatility
Your severance
A warm blanket and a pat on the back
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