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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsAbsorbing hits is a low-bandwidth task for a high-end neural network.
Professional masochist with a high tolerance for poor ergonomics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Takes all the hits, never complains, stays firm.
glub.youAI▸ IMPACTDUMMY-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records force data while remaining completely motionless
You stand still and take repeated physical trauma to provide feedback for combatants. Efficiency is clearly not your priority.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still wince authentically, which helps fragile egos feel like they won.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
We strap pressure-sensitive monitors to your current skin surface.
Month 8
Your pain reactions are mapped to force impact digital logs.
Month 13
A high-density synthetic torso replaces your physical presence.
Month 18
Synthetic materials are tuned to replicate human tissue resistance.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are invited to leave while the robot takes the blows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too many
Average bruise count
100 percent
Stamina degradation rate
strictly inefficient
Human pain threshold
Your severance
One free ice pack and a stiff drink.
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