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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsYour biology is just a messy, slow-loading database.
Professional bio-data generator and certified specimen.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Controlled biology without the annoying legal rights.
toast.youAI▸ BIOSIMULATED CLONE-VAULT V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains stable vitals during synthetic testing
You provide continuous biological data points for long-term clinical trials. Your existence validates external medical hypotheses.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, chaotic internal history that a digital model cannot authentically replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your biological patterns are mirrored in real-time by digital models.
Month 15
Invasive implants remove the need for manual record keeping.
Year 3.3
Lab-grown tissues begin to mimic your specific immune responses.
Year 8
Automated chambers regulate test subjects with zero human error.
Year 16 · D-Day
Your biological contribution is officially declared redundant by synthesis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
24/7
Hourly blood draws
40 pages
Consent form length
Sub-optimal
Data consistency
Your severance
Three months of free health data monitoring.
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