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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTranslating company policy into human-shaped misery since the last fiscal year.
Professional conflict mediator and corporate policy enforcement arm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Firm decisions without the awkward eye contact.
toast.you▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated termination emails at midnight
You draft disciplinary notices, manage benefits enrollment, and spend all day mediating petty office conflicts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, panicked vibe of someone about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All handbooks and policies are uploaded to a local database.
Month 4
Staff stop emailing you and start asking the chatbot instead.
Month 8
AI handles dispute resolution using pre-set logic trees and neutral tone.
Month 12
The system issues warnings and termination notices with zero human oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
The HR desk is replaced by a high-definition touch screen kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Average conflict resolution speed
0 percent
Empathy score
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Complaints filed against it
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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