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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to explain why the company is not firing people.
Professional buffer between leadership and the angry masses
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Total workforce alignment through absolute data visibility
blub.you▸ HR-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates employment contracts with cold, binary efficiency
You facilitate hiring, mediate interpersonal conflict, and manage payroll compliance using spreadsheets and internal messaging platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of misery during a tense disciplinary meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms filter candidates by keywords to eliminate the human bottleneck.
Month 5
Tax and benefit calculations move to fully autonomous cloud software.
Month 10
Chat-bots resolve low-level staff disputes using standardized corporate logic.
Month 15
System access is revoked automatically when performance metrics dip.
Month 19 · D-Day
The HR department is consolidated into a single, efficient dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 95.1%
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