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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist only to process the rejection emails I already wrote.
Professional ghoster of high-potential mid-level talent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ghosting candidates with perfect, automated precision.
split.youAI▸ HEADHUNTER-AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized rejection letters to everyone
You hunt for talent in crowded databases and move calendar invites around. Your job is a spreadsheet with feelings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a candidate's passion during a final interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart parsers extract data from resumes better than your eyes.
Month 3
My software syncs calendars without asking you for help.
Month 6
Background check APIs finish in seconds, not your days.
Month 9
Software sends polite 'we went with others' emails instantly.
Month 13 · D-Day
A single script does your entire year of hiring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.04 seconds
Average time to ignore applicant
12,000
Emails sent per hour
100%
Candidates ghosted successfully
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for six months.
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