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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is literally just a calendar invite with a pulse.
Professional gatekeeper of the corporate calendar
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Automated empathy for zero headcount
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sends automated regret letters in milliseconds
You schedule interviews and update spreadsheet rows for people who are about to be fired by our software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to listen during a performance review without showing a progress bar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Standard email drafts replace your manual typing of rejection letters.
Week 8
Sync tools push paperwork directly into the master HR database.
Month 3
Calendar agents find meeting times without your human intervention.
Month 5
Employees reset their own passwords via a simple chatbot interface.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled for parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99.9%
Emails auto-replied
Infinite
Employee records maintained
100%
Coffee breaks eliminated
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