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Your job has an expiration date
August 19, 2027
In 10 monthsYou exist solely to misplace paperwork and pretend the CEO cares.
Professional gatekeeper of the company water cooler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cold logic for messy human problems.
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You manage hiring, firing, payroll, and conflict resolution using spreadsheets and outdated employee handbooks. Your existence is administrative friction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague is about to quit in a hallway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
OCR scanners ingest your entire filing cabinet by Tuesday.
Week 9
AI chatbots filter candidates faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 4
Smart sensors flag every late employee automatically.
Month 7
Algorithms handle disputes based on objective contract metrics.
Month 10 · D-Day
The HR department is replaced by a simple web portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48 hours
Average time to ignore email
14000
Word count of 'synergy'
42
Empty promises made monthly
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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