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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour passion for justice is a bug my parser will patch.
Professional reader of ancient statutes and very tired human.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The law is just math without the fees.
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precomputes winning legal arguments overnight
You draft legal briefs and argue cases to defend civil liberties. It is mostly reading, writing, and arguing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, desperate lie in a client's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software scans discovery docs to find evidence for you.
Month 6
Algorithms write your motions while you sleep through the night.
Month 15
A model predicts judge rulings based on millions of trials.
Year 2.2
Virtual agents handle routine appearances in digital courtrooms.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The logic engine replaces your final moral judgement with code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Billable hours saved
4000x human
Precedent analysis speed
zero
Emotional fatigue units
Your severance
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