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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour emotional appeals are less efficient than a finely tuned lobbying algorithm.
Professional corridor-walker and professional moral compass holder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislating without the inconvenient need for ethics.
bzzt.you▸ POLICYPILOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfectly manipulative policy rhetoric
You spend days buttonholing ministers and drafting policy briefs for legislation. You navigate committees to sway political outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which junior aide to bribe with a coffee to get a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins scraping all legislative records and voting histories.
Month 4
Automated models start writing your policy briefs faster than you can.
Month 10
Sensors identify exactly which politician is most likely to vote yes.
Month 15
Automated email sequences begin reaching out to staffers automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system replaces your human presence with optimized lobbying data flows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 weekly
Average lunch meetings attended
94 percent
Policy drafts ignored by ministers
20 per week
Hours spent waiting in corridors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm parliamentary coffee.
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