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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning centuries of struggle into a neat, high-contrast CSV file.
Professional translator of empathy into board-approved policy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing moral dilemmas at scale.
help!youAI▸ ETHICSAUDIT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates human suffering into quarterly sentiment reports
You synthesize complex legal precedents and witness testimonies into policy advocacy briefs. You bridge the gap between human tragedy and corporate strategic positioning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a witness is lying by their slight hesitation during testimony.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scrapers ingest every human rights report written in the last fifty years.
Month 5
Natural language models identify the exact rhetorical structures that influence target legislators.
Month 10
Generative agents draft perfectly calibrated policy papers that bypass human emotional resistance.
Month 16
The system runs millions of lobbying simulations to find the optimal path to policy adoption.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human input is restricted to clicking 'approve' on the machine's perfectly optimized global strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Briefs drafted per hour
0.01%
Human nuance detected
99%
Policy impact probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Advocacy'.
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