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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Human Safety Dummy jobs? · Latest report #29j3ivbc
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsCongratulations, you are the world's most expensive piece of disposable garbage.
Professional car-crash participant and involuntary wall-collision enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fleshless data collection for modern crash labs
glub.youAI▸ IMPACT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records structural failure without feeling pain
You sit in vehicles during impact tests to gather data on structural failure and blunt force trauma.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of truly embodying the tragic failure of a chassis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Powerful software predicts your collision data before the car exists.
Month 8
Embedded micro-sensors replace your slow manual sensor calibration process.
Month 13
Hydraulic arms position the sensors without human intervention.
Month 18
Real-time telemetry streams collision forces directly to server clusters.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your steel chassis is recycled and your job is finished forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
150 Gs
Average G-Force Endurance
3,000
Annual Whiplash Events
Infinite
Replacement Parts Used
Your severance
A complimentary neck brace and a signed crash certificate.
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