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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lecture on the Industrial Revolution will soon be a demo.
Humanist intellectual with an endless stack of mid-term papers.
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delivers personalized lectures to every student simultaneously
You lecture on complex societal patterns and grade stacks of essays. You manage classroom dynamics and student attention.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their paper is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems ingest your curriculum and generate perfectly paced lecture slides.
Month 5
Natural language processors grade your essays before students even leave class.
Month 13
Classroom sensors track engagement metrics to adjust lesson depth in real-time.
Year 2.1
Interactive VR modules replace the need for physical lecture halls entirely.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully autonomous AI-moderated knowledge dissemination hubs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1200
Essays graded per hour
100 percent
Student attention span max
0.01 percent
Classroom management error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dusty digital archive.
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