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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour desk-side rejection algorithm is just a slow, empathetic human version.
Gatekeeper of state aid, master of the thick folder.
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Efficiency without the pesky human compassion.
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denies applications in nanoseconds
You review welfare eligibility documents and cross-reference applicant data. Then you issue final approval or denial letters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to protect their family.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical character recognition begins digitizing your mountain of paper files.
Month 5
An agent automatically flags applications as approved or needs-review.
Month 10
Draft responses are pre-filled, reducing your typing to a single click.
Month 18
Automated voice agents handle all standard status check calls.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and notifies you of your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
0.4 seconds
Average decision time
Zero
Compassion latency
Statistically negligible
Error rate
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