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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour lecture notes are just legacy code waiting for a clean commit.
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You lecture to bored undergraduates and scramble to secure startup funding. Grading essays is your eternal, repetitive purgatory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops caring during your lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your lecture slides and speeches from base datasets.
Month 8
Natural language processors evaluate student essays against your historical feedback patterns.
Month 16
Smart bots attend all faculty meetings and auto-decline useless scheduling requests.
Year 2.1
Predictive algorithms take over your pitch deck creation and investor outreach.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution replaces your tenure contract with a static local server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4 minutes
Average student attention span
8 percent
Funding grant success rate
482 pages
Unread essay backlog
Your severance
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