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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting thousand-page libraries into three-word executive summaries since 2024.
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hallucinates credible citations at blistering speeds
Deep-diving into archives and synthesizing complex historical or cultural texts for academic publication.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational drive to care about obscure seventeenth-century marginalia.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed scanners ingest your entire library collection into the cloud.
Month 3
Neural networks identify thematic links across millions of digitized texts.
Month 8
The AI generates coherent, cited arguments faster than you can draft.
Month 13
Synthetic agents critique work to ensure institutional stylistic compliance.
Month 19 · D-Day
The academic world officially shifts to purely synthetic scholarly output.
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Footnotes generated per millisecond
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