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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsKansas City summers will be cooled by algorithms, not by your shouting.
Professional cat herder of distracted HVAC technicians.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The HVAC brain that never misses a callback.
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reoptimizes routes to beat kansas city traffic
You juggle repair tickets, manage technician schedules, and attempt to sell overpriced furnace maintenance contracts to angry homeowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a frantic homeowner about when the tech is arriving.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Algorithms predict traffic flows to stop manual route adjustments.
Month 4
Voice bots handle customer complaints and furnace upsell scripts.
Month 10
Sensors in technician vans automatically order replacement parts from suppliers.
Month 16
Performance tracking software replaces the need for your daily pep-talks.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the company perfectly without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
14 monthly
Technicians misrouted
12 percent
Upsell conversion rate
Too many
Angry customer calls
Your severance
A lifetime supply of proprietary furnace air filters.
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