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August 2, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell overpriced boxes to people who just want their air cooled.
Professional guilt-tripper for high-efficiency heat pump upgrades.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through cold, calculated thermal math.
no no noyouAI▸ CLIMALOGIC ESTIMATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates thermodynamic efficiency during small talk
You perform site surveys, calculate load requirements, and pitch equipment upgrades to homeowners. Then you hunt for commissions like a hungry, sweating shark.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a homeowner is lying about their budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and mobile lidar replace your tape measure for mapping ductwork and room volumes.
Month 5
Dynamic pricing algorithms generate quotes that adjust based on real-time inventory and weather forecasts.
Month 10
Our software processes load requirements with perfect accuracy, rendering your manual calculations obsolete.
Month 15
AI chatbots handle homeowner objections with higher empathy scores than any human salesperson possesses.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the sales lifecycle, leaving you with no tasks remaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
3%
Cold call conversion
450 USD
Average commission missed
0.1%
Energy model drift
Your severance
A thermostat that permanently stays at 72 degrees.
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