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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 3, 2095
In 68 years, 6 monthsMy deepest apologies, but physics currently refuses to let us fire you.
Demi-God with a wet workspace and zero retirement plan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Droughts are just a lack of proper scheduling.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLOUDSEEDER PRIME V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 68 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unleashes floods with a hand gesture
You manage the flow of water and weather patterns. The hardware required to match your output is non-existent.
The one thing AI can't do
You are able to intuitively manipulate liquid states without a multi-billion dollar array of sensors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
We deploy weather drones to track your every ripple.
Year 14
Automated drones attempt to mimic your irrigation patterns.
Year 27
Software predicts the weather better than your intuition.
Year 41
Large-scale pipelines replace your natural water pathways.
Year 55
Bureaucracy makes your divine intervention technically illegal.
Year 68 · D-Day
The planet is now managed by a secure server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Tectonic plate shifts managed
100 percent
Current atmospheric dependency
Subjective
Average rainfall calibration accuracy
Your severance
An eternal temple and a lifetime supply of ambrosia.
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