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May 28, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour vacuum tube dreams are just data points for our models.
Expert in imaginary transit and very hot equations.
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Calculating physics faster than your brain can.
no no noyouAI▸ THERMOLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solves complex thermodynamic equations while you sleep
You model thermodynamic variables for theoretical transit tubes. You write papers and run complex simulations on supercomputers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue about the nuances of air pressure at high velocities.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our AI scrapes all your papers to learn your physics models.
Month 4
The cluster replaces your manual iterations with autonomous optimization agents.
Month 8
A language model starts writing the grant requests for you.
Month 13
Virtual avatars deliver the slides and answer questions using your data.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to unplug the server that does your job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.2
Papers written annually
4000x
Simulation efficiency
12%
Grant funding success
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a vacuum cleaner catalogue.
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