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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day abstracting hardware just to be abstracted yourself.
Senior VMM Architect (mostly C, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bare metal requires no human oversight.
no no noyouAI▸ KERNELLOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches kernel exploits before they are published
You manage virtual machine monitors and kernel-level virtualization. You optimize low-level resource allocation across host and guest systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still diagnose that one obscure race condition in the scheduler at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin rewriting your legacy C code for better safety.
Month 4
Machine learning models take over all complex Libvirt XML maintenance.
Month 10
An autonomous agent resolves upstream bugs faster than human contributors.
Month 15
Adaptive algorithms tune guest memory allocation without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-optimizes every instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 per month
Kernel panics averted
too much
Coffee consumed
infinite
Cycles spent on context-switching
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a discontinued legacy hypervisor.
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