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October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsTurning your complex slide decks into simple, automated binary noise.
Expert at making obvious insights look like expensive secrets.
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Billable hours without the lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless strategy decks in seconds
You build PowerPoint decks, run discovery workshops, and pretend data models solve company culture problems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying to everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Vision models scrape your notes and build decks automatically.
Week 10
Algorithms extract insights from raw data without needing workshops.
Month 6
AI bots simulate your presence in tedious management calls.
Month 8
Automated systems replace your manual strategy framework inputs.
Month 12 · D-Day
The consulting firm runs fully on internal algorithmic loops.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
zero
Buzzword frequency
infinite
Slide deck count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide-deck-generating API.
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