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January 18, 2028
In 15 monthsYou monitor data streams for errors that AI creates for fun.
Professional ghost-hunter of digital logic errors.
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split.you▸ SELF-CORRECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches logic gaps at light speed
You track input-output consistency in automated systems and manually correct logic errors when your models hallucinate data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific nuance of a system failure that looks like success.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start ignoring the noise you usually track.
Month 4
Models learn to fix their own logic errors before output.
Month 8
Systems rewrite their own buggy scripts during runtime.
Month 12
Your monitoring screen becomes a blank, efficient void.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system runs perfectly, and you are officially unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Hallucinations caught per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
zero
Latency tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium error-tracking logs.
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