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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou manually click boxes that a script can flip in milliseconds.
Professional gatekeeper of the internal corporate labyrinth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero touch user lifecycle management
help!youAI▸ AUTHBOT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes every account in one microsecond
You provision and revoke user access across internal systems. You manage permissions for joining and leaving employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that legacy app requires manual permission resets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An agent automatically scans all permissions and flags anomalies for review.
Month 3
HR systems directly trigger account creation via secure API connectors.
Month 7
Access requests are approved or denied by automated logic policies.
Month 9
Termination status triggers an immediate kill-switch for all enterprise access.
Month 13 · D-Day
The IAM console is permanently disabled and the user database migrates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
High
Average click fatigue
Too long
Ticketing lag time
Zero seconds
Revocation speed
Your severance
A one-time coupon for a password manager.
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