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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYour career is just a password reset that never gets approved.
Gatekeeper of the corporate login screen, mostly stressed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total identity oversight in real time.
glub.youAI▸ ACCESSGUARD V7.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes every active session in microseconds
You spend your days managing user access permissions and dealing with endless tickets for locked-out accounts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-level executive is lying about why they need root access.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Password resets are handled by a chatbot that never gets tired.
Month 4
Smart algorithms detect suspicious logins faster than your manual audits.
Month 9
Access is dynamically granted by code, removing the need for manual approval.
Month 13
Reporting scripts generate compliance docs without needing your input.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your account is disabled by the system you spent years managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
48 hours
Average ticket resolution time
12
Permissions errors per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
One free hardware token you don't even need.
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