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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou protect passwords that machines will soon generate and rotate automatically.
Senior consultant (obsessed with least privilege, forgotten by IT)
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You help people set up systems that manage secret administrative access to servers and software platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their security posture over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate and test your access policies faster than you.
Month 4
Smart agents detect and lock administrative accounts without human intervention.
Month 8
System scripts pull compliance logs and generate reports instantly.
Month 13
Clients click buttons on a portal instead of calling you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The central server assumes total control of all identity infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too many
Access incidents solved
98 percent
Audit tickets ignored
5000 daily
Password resets automated
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