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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IAM Control Analyst jobs? · Latest report #bvuehyuy
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor access rights like a digital bouncer at a closed club.
Gatekeeper of the digital realm, master of the spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomously locking out the humans since yesterday.
toast.you▸ ACCESSSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes your permissions during your own review
You review user access logs, approve provisioning requests, and audit stale security permissions. You ensure the right people have the right access without breaking production environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a suspicious admin is just having a really bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts begin centralizing all your disparate access logs into a single feed.
Month 4
Machine learning models observe your approval patterns until they no longer need your input.
Month 8
Software begins executing permission changes automatically based on verified HR database triggers.
Month 12
Robotic auditors verify compliance status by querying live directory states instead of asking you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your administrative accounts for security purposes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
12,000
Requests processed hourly
0.02 seconds
Audit cycle time
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free pass to reset your own lost password.
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