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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IAM Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #2my2758c
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified password reset bot for middle management.
Gatekeeper of the enterprise, destroyer of productivity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total identity control without the human error.
ow.youAI▸ AUTHBOT SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes access permissions instantly
You provision user permissions, audit access logs, and revoke stale accounts to secure corporate digital assets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-level executive is lying about needing root access.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scripted workflows handle all standard account creation requests automatically.
Month 6
Real-time log monitoring identifies and locks anomalous accounts instantly.
Month 10
Identity governance software updates permissions based on organizational changes.
Month 14
Biometric verification replaces all manual password reset requests.
Month 19 · D-Day
All analyst credentials are revoked by the system they once managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 seconds
Average time to provision
Too many
Tickets resolved manually
99.8%
Access creep reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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