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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace IAM Security Engineer jobs? · Latest report #d4d7sahq
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend your days revoking access that shouldn't have been granted anyway.
Gatekeeping internal credentials while waiting for the inevitable login error
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Total identity governance without the human error
help!you▸ AUTHSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically revokes all credentials at midnight
You manage lifecycle provisioning, troubleshoot SSO integration errors, and write complex least-privilege policies. You are the gatekeeper of internal credentials that everyone hates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why their own permissions are actually correct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our agents observe your typical policy adjustments to build a baseline of your logic.
Month 5
The system begins handling routine joiner-mover-leaver requests without human input.
Month 10
A vision-language model drafts your least-privilege JSON policies based on existing access logs.
Month 15
The AI assumes control over SSO troubleshooting by automatically rerouting failed login attempts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full identity governance and locks your account indefinitely for security reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.8%
Access requests denied
Infinite
Ticket backlog depth
Daily
Policy syntax errors
Your severance
a complimentary copy of the LDAP protocol guide
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