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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour role is just a firewall that occasionally sends password reset emails.
Gatekeeper of the kingdom, lover of 500-page access logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total identity zero-trust automation.
wheee!you▸ ACCESSGUARD V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes all user permissions globally instantly
You manage user permissions and access roles. You spend your life fixing broken sign-in flows and auditing logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about why they need admin access.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts now create accounts based on HR sync data.
Month 4
Rules engines take over your manual spreadsheet permission matrix.
Month 8
Users request and receive access through an automated approval bot.
Month 12
AI scanning replaces your manual weekly security log reviews.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy and deletes your admin credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4,000/day
Access requests processed
0.02s
Average ticket resolution
0
Manual audit hours
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a password manager.
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