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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYour entire career is just clicking checkboxes in a cloud console.
Gatekeeper of the enterprise, destroyer of forgotten credentials.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The gatekeeper that never needs a ticket.
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auto-provisions every employee in under one millisecond
You provision user accounts and manage access permissions for employees. You are a glorified gatekeeper for enterprise software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which panicked VP actually needs admin rights today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
API integrations replace the manual creation of user accounts.
Week 9
Natural language processing routes access requests to automated workflows.
Month 4
Users manage their own permissions via an automated policy engine.
Month 6
Audit logs are automatically generated without human oversight.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access to the identity console is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.2 seconds
Ticket resolution time
42 percent
Human error rate
Instantaneous
Deprecation speed
Your severance
One free subscription to a password manager you hate.
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