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February 19, 2065
In 38 years, 4 monthsA glorified lightbulb fixer with a clipboard and too many questions.
Human conduit of questionable structural integrity.
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bzzt.youAI▸ SPARKVAULT-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 38 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snips live wires with zero hesitation
You climb high, tinker with volatile electrical gear, and ignore safety tape to finish the job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell the ozone and tell if the wiring is truly safe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
Sensors map every loose wire and hidden junction box you own.
Year 5
Small drones replace your tedious circuit tracing and visual inspections.
Year 10
Fixed robotic arms take over standardized panel installations.
Year 16
AI models learn to anticipate your chaotic wiring habits.
Year 38 · D-Day
Your tools go to the museum and you go to the pub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 per hour
Average conduit curse count
too high
Probability of shock
11
Ladder wobbles per shift
Your severance
One insulated rubber mat and a pair of pliers.
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