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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Ice Carver jobs? · Latest report #ij4rsk5y
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour artistic carving is just expensive water for a bored billionaire.
Luxury artisan of frozen, rapidly-evaporating status symbols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect sub-zero geometry at any latitude.
oof.you▸ FROSTFORGE PRECISION 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sculpts complex logos into single cubes
You transform massive crystal ice blocks into intricate sculptures using chainsaws and chisels. It melts in seconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how the ice grain behaves when the yacht hits choppy waves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
The client uploads a CAD file of their yacht logo instantly.
Month 6
Computer-controlled freezers eliminate air bubbles in the ice structure.
Month 12
High-powered lasers carve the logo into the ice with millimeter precision.
Month 18
Vacuum grippers replace your hands for delicate final placement.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The yacht bar is fully automated and your chisels are melted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 minutes
Average sculpture lifespan
0.04 percent
Billionaire satisfaction index
80 kilograms
Waste generated per piece
Your severance
A warm beverage and a participation ribbon.
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