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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is just a slow-motion collision with a physics engine.
Professional athlete (part-time human, full-time bruised)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero penalty minutes, one hundred percent efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ PUCKPULSE PRO-SKATER 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers hits with perfect structural integrity
You skate, stickhandle, and collide to put a disc in a net. You trade cartilage for a paycheck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, uncalculated rage after a bad officiating call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors inside the rubber disc map every trajectory and velocity.
Month 12
AI models learn to optimize skating paths to avoid collisions.
Year 2
Robotic units begin testing force-absorption against plexiglass boards.
Year 3
Friction-reducing floor tech makes human feet obsolete on rinks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Synchronized units replace all league play with perfect programmed geometry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2
Average teeth lost
3 games
Glove durability
0.02
Ice surface friction
Your severance
One lifetime supply of ice packs and dental glue.
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