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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace ICT Application Support jobs? · Latest report #547vt6kx
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day resetting passwords that AI will never forget.
Professional password restarter and professional patience-tester.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving your tickets before you even open them.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves all tickets with zero human input
You triage tickets, troubleshoot software bugs, and reset user passwords. Your days are spent chasing logs and clearing caches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having restarted their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent auto-replies to every ticket with a fix or instruction.
Week 11
Smart bots crawl your server logs to auto-kill hung processes.
Month 5
Code replaces your manual SQL fixes with automatic background tasks.
Month 9
Biometric hardware replaces all passwords so nobody needs a reset.
Month 13 · D-Day
The support portal becomes a self-service AI kiosk for ghosts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42 per shift
Average tickets closed
4 litres
Coffee consumed
1500 monthly
Passwords reset
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset service.
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