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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour eighteen subordinates are currently practicing how to ignore your emails.
Lvl 7 Government Manager, expert at scheduling useless meetings.
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Optimizing government bloat into efficient code.
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reallocates resources before project deadlines
You oversee project roadmaps and team resource allocation for government software development. You mediate between stakeholders and developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their ticket progress by tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software tracks developer output and auto-generates your daily reports.
Month 4
Algorithms dictate team tasks without needing your manual oversight.
Month 10
Bots replace you in stand-ups by summarizing progress instantly.
Month 16
Sentiment analysis engines talk to stakeholders so you do not.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the enterprise roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 months
Average project delay
18
Subordinates waiting for approval
2000+
Meaningless status reports filed
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last status report.
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