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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou keep the servers running so developers can break them again tomorrow.
Professional breaker of production environments and firewall rules.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System stability without the human panic factor.
stretchy.youAI▸ OPSCORE AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-reboots entire clusters at 3am
You monitor system health, manage server deployments, troubleshoot connectivity issues, and automate routine server maintenance tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server room is quiet simply because it is dying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI observers map every system quirk and documented failure mode.
Month 5
Smart agents replace all your manual shell scripts with logic.
Month 10
Systems automatically reroute traffic when hardware components fail.
Month 15
Software-defined networking removes the need for physical cable fiddling.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked and the server rack is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per month
Midnight alerts ignored
27 minutes
Ticket resolution time
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin without Wi-Fi.
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