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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day choosing vendors who eventually ignore your emails anyway.
Professional gatekeeper of enterprise software licenses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vendor management without the human ego.
blub.you▸ CONTRACTBOT LOGIC-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates unfavorable service contracts instantly
You manage software license renewals, negotiate vendor contracts, and track ICT assets. You constantly audit hardware procurement budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their service level agreement uptime.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes all your vendor contracts to find hidden price hikes.
Month 4
Algorithms renew your software licenses before you even know they expire.
Month 8
A bot plays vendors against each other to drive down costs.
Month 13
Sensors identify every piece of hardware without you counting it.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire procurement lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
48 hours
Vendor email response latency
94 percent
Unread contract clauses
12 annually
Budget line item errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you just bought.
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