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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your tickets into background noise for our superior logic engine.
Junior Tier 2 (mostly patience, occasionally hardware)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Triage without the human sighs.
split.youAI▸ GOVDESK AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes your hold music forever
You reset passwords and tell municipal staff to restart their computers. Your career is a glorified power cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of a frantic council worker about to retire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots answer the routine password and drive-mapping queries.
Month 4
Models sort your chaos better than you ever could.
Month 8
Repetitive fixes are pushed via code instead of human clicks.
Month 12
Managers realise the server handles the desk without coffee breaks.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal screen goes dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.4 seconds
Average password reset time
Critical
Human annoyance factor
100 percent
Ticket resolution rate
Your severance
One free USB drive with an expired warranty.
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