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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace ICT Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #qzfmxyeb
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning it off and on again is now a software loop.
Master of the reset button and professional patience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving user errors before they happen.
help!youAI▸ TICKETMASTER AUTO-FIX 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user errors via remote command
You reset passwords, clear print queues, and troubleshoot broken VPN connections for confused office staff all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about not touching the cables.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated prompts handle all forgotten password requests immediately.
Month 4
Smart switches detect and fix loop errors without manual patching.
Month 8
An agent categorizes and closes mundane tickets before you see them.
Month 12
Scripts patch software and update drivers across the entire fleet.
Month 14 · D-Day
The technician is logged out, and the machine takes ownership.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Password reset failures
100 percent
Users forced to read manual
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic support chatbot.
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