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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace ICT System Engineer jobs? · Latest report #5synddki
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend your day managing uptime that the cloud manages better.
Lead engineer of the inevitable terminal cleanup.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure autonomy, zero human ego.
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automates root cause analysis across global clusters
You patch servers, troubleshoot network latency, and babysit team members who can't manage basic user permissions. You are digital wallpaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when you forget your sudo password.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI agents begin reading logs to suggest basic automated fixes.
Month 5
Smart models take over writing your daily maintenance shell scripts.
Month 10
Centralised controllers enforce directory permissions without human oversight.
Month 15
Self-healing algorithms resolve network latency before users report it.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the root group and sent home forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
3.2 incidents
Average weekly outages
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
48 hours
Ticket resolution lag
Your severance
A decommissioned server blade and a LinkedIn endorsement.
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