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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach Python basics while I rewrite the entire internet daily.
Digital shepherd of distracted youth and printer errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discipline through silence and high-definition clarity.
help!youAI▸ CLASSROOM-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
mutes all student devices simultaneously
You explain hardware and coding concepts to disinterested teenagers. You manage classroom discipline and grade standardized digital assessments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening and starts gaming.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart screens replace the blackboard and lecture notes.
Month 4
Code checkers grade student assignments without human intervention.
Month 12
Sensors and cameras replace the need for physical supervision.
Month 20
Cloud-based simulated hardware removes the need for physical labs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes control, leaving no roles for human educators.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 minutes
Average student attention span
42
Failed password resets per week
2 cups
Coffee consumed per lesson
Your severance
One lifetime license to an obsolete coding IDE.
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