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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour career ends when the last user learns to reboot twice.
Master of the unshielded twisted pair and ignored tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated network healing for incompetent humans.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes the local network architecture
You shuffle cables and reset passwords for people who fear the blinking lights on their routers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically disentangle a rat's nest of ethernet cables under a humid desk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Users verify their own identity through biometric scanners instead of you.
Month 4
Robotic patch-panel arms physically disconnect orphaned ports without your help.
Month 8
Algorithms detect hardware failure and reroute data before a ticket opens.
Month 13
Smart drivers force inkjets to function or permanently power them down.
Month 15 · D-Day
The server room door locks forever and the terminal shuts down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
near zero
Human patience levels
too many
Cables tangled annually
Your severance
A decommissioned inkjet printer and a stale muffin.
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