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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYour empathy is a bug that our hardware will eventually patch out.
Professional lifter and accidental therapist to the unconscious.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning patients without the small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAREASSIST-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
repositions patients with calibrated pressure sensors
You manually reposition patients to prevent bedsores and handle rigorous hygiene tasks. Machines will eventually handle the heavy lifting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle emotional shift in a room before a crisis begins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Sensors track every movement you make to build a training map.
Year 5
Automated mattresses take over the task of shifting patient weight.
Year 15
Hydraulic rigs handle the heavy lifting of patients during cleaning.
Year 28
AI models predict hygiene needs before they become an issue.
Year 40 · D-Day
Human intervention is deemed too slow for clinical standard protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99%
Bed sores avoided
45
Manual lifts per shift
0%
Patience remaining
Your severance
A warm blanket and a very long nap.
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