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Will AI replace IDAM Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ghgtz427
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and manual access reviews are an existential mistake.
Professional gatekeeper of digital identity, spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total zero-trust automation for every identity.
oof.youAI▸ AUTHBOT CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-approves access based on user behavioral patterns
You manage user identities and access rights across systems. You audit permissions to keep security teams happy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused VP why their access to the payroll server was revoked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent links all your identity apps to a central database.
Month 3
The system auto-approves routine requests based on your old history.
Month 7
Rules replace your manual checks for all onboarding and offboarding.
Month 12
Machine learning identifies anomalies faster than any analyst ever could.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human intervention is restricted by final lock-down protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
14,000 hourly
Access requests processed
42 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Audit tickets ignored
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own revocation report.
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